| | In case you haven’t already guessed, pretty much everything on this site is made up. We haven't used any names of real people in our stories, so if you think this is about you, your imagination is way too active. The site is intended to be good, wholesome fun to bring a smile to people’s faces over the holiday season. So you know, every time we mention fruitcake, we mean the homemade kind – not the store-bought kind. Really. No harm is intended to fruitcake manufacturers or suppliers – in fact, we’d like to help them become more successful. So, if any fruitcake manufacturers are reading this, here’s a business tip for you: why not try selling a different kind of cake? Say, chocolate. Or caramel cheesecake - yeah, that's a good one. Anyway, think about it, you might make more money. Cake protection agencies, please note - no fruitcake was harmed in the making of this website, although we would have liked to. This website was produced in a fruitcake-free facility. Oh, and don't forget - everything on the site belongs to us. Send it to your friends, but don't try to take credit for it. Or we'll be coming for your fruitcake.
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