An Indigestible Truth

What was once given and received openly as a gift has now placed all of humanity at grave and irreversible danger. It is poisoning our water supply, warming the atmosphere, and changing our DNA. It has been linked to the extinction of whole nations and can cripple the health of family and friends who are unable to fend off its addictive properties. What's more:

• Orange dye used in candied fruit pieces comes from an enzyme extracted from mechanically deboned kittens
• Cherries used in fruitcakes are grown on clear-cut land formerly inhabited by koala bears, which are biggest threat to cherry crops and are culled using clubs
• One 3-lb Cake produces the equivalent annual greenhouse gas emissions of a
1972 NYC Checker cab

Please help us reverse the devastation fruitcake has had on our planet by joining our cause to ban fruitcake now before it's too late!