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You can make a difference!

Imagine a world without fruitcake… It is possible, and you can help make it happen. Please sign our petition and have your name posted on our site.

To: The International Food and Drug Administration

Dear protectors of our health and wellbeing,

We will not sit idly by while people all around the world are forced to live in fear of fruitcake every holiday season.

This dreadful dessert is responsible for countless atrocities:

Over 2,000,000 holiday gatherings are ruined each year
Last year, 9,500,000 children cried after finding fruitcake in their stockings
14,000 gallons of rum are wasted to make fruitcake annually
Landfill sites are overflowing with uneaten fruitcake
31% of healthcare costs can be linked to fruitcake or fruitcake-related injuries
Choking on discarded fruitcake is now the number one cause of death for seagulls
Millions of people who lost their appetites after tasting fruitcake are now starving

Our planet is in grave danger, and we must act now. Please rid the world of fruitcake before it’s too late.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

First Name: Last Name:

Michail K., David T., Christine P., Kester W., Leanne K., Martin S., Eric C., Asad A., Dina F., Nick K., Will S., Vasilios K., Perry S., Ramona K., Niko K., Dalbert A., Nicholas F., Paul F., Heather K., Nick K., BentheDo G., Jacqueline C., Carrie C., Tracy N., Terry S S., Chris O., Lorie H., Diane P., Roozbeh R., Rafal S., Ali R., Christine W., Tanya T., Santa C., Fiona P., Jennifer C., Angela T., Eva P., Kathy Ann E., I Love Fruit Cake S., Melissa Z., Rebecca C., Georgios K., Deanne C., Brandi J., St. N., Jill M., Danielle R., Ann A., Don R., Alexandra W., John T., Mary K., Kiersten M., Ahojko K., Mary V., Rebecca L., M H., Alice R., Jemma Britton B., Seth J., Marie Anne R., Annie S., Richard T., Spencer S., Patrick D., Corey T., Maud C., Mélanie L., Paul G

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